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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

How to get cheekbones like this?

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I have soft, flabby cheeks and it would appear to be a family trait (mother and sisters also suffer). So I've been on a quest for some well-defined cheekbones for some decades now. I'm not looking for Michelle Pfeiffer style angularity, just a little more Definition. I'm thinking more Heather Armstrong. I've tried sucking my cheeks in, which sort of works, although it makes talking and eating difficult. Perhaps I should wear blusher...

Thoughts anyone?

P.S. I love Dooce (capitalisation tendencies and all).

11 Comments:

  • At June 29, 2005 2:00 pm, Blogger GodlessMom said…

    I know I have cheekbones somewhere. I just seem to have misplaced them since my daughter was born. :/

     
  • At June 29, 2005 2:01 pm, Blogger Swifty said…

    I always wanted thick wavy hair, instead of the straight uninteresting thatch I've inherited. My partner has gorgeous thick and naturally curly/wavy hair, but is forever trying to straighten it. Hmmm... does this tell us something? Perhaps the cheekbones you seek won't suit you.

    I'm trying to imagine soft, flabby cheeks. I can't. If you have the courage, post a pic and I'll give you my verdict for what it's worth :-)

     
  • At June 29, 2005 3:10 pm, Blogger Meegan said…

    I know what you mean. Well-defined cheekbones would be great. Oh, well, not in this lifetime for me. I, too, love Dooce (I discovered it from a link on your blog!).

     
  • At June 29, 2005 3:16 pm, Blogger katiedid said…

    I know quite well that I do have cheekbones, but they seem to have been lost under my gigantic round chipmunk cheeks. I always look as though I'm carrying around a bunch of nuts stuffed in my mouth, which is not particularly a family trait. I want nicely defined chiseled cheekbones, so sharp you could slice deli meat on them. Like Jude Law's. I'd take his cheekbones.

     
  • At June 29, 2005 3:58 pm, Blogger mireille said…

    ahhhhhhh, perfect. Just perfect. xoxoxo

     
  • At June 29, 2005 4:40 pm, Blogger Urban Chick said…

    chipmunk cheeks! that's what i have!! (i will admit that one can store bites of cake in there without anyone being any the wiser, so *sighs* there are SOME advantages...)

     
  • At June 29, 2005 5:37 pm, Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said…

    my cheekbones are covered by wrinkles these days.

     
  • At June 29, 2005 8:34 pm, Blogger Swifty said…

    It's obviously a chick thing. I can't comprehend why anyone would want such a dramatic change to their features. I'll get me coat.

     
  • At June 29, 2005 10:45 pm, Blogger Atreau said…

    I can't wait until I see my cheekbones and neck! My face still looks so chunky! :(

     
  • At June 30, 2005 3:24 pm, Anonymous madamx said…

    Who can forget the wise words spoken by the Duchess of Bedford whose own mother reminded her that, after the age of 40, a woman has to choose between her face and her figure. Do you girls REALLY want to look like Madonna! Oooooo, haggard isn't strong enough a word!

     
  • At October 27, 2007 4:47 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i have cheek bones
    btt there probly hiden under my face flabb lol
    i thuink loooseeing sum wait wil get cheekbones
    coz fat ppl dont have cheekbones
    so LOSE SUM WATE
    no offence to anyone

     

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