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Monday, November 28, 2005

Zip, nada, zilch

There once was a chick from the city
Who thought herself terribly witty.
Then one winter’s day,
With nothing to say,
She cooed over shoes that were pretty.


  • At November 28, 2005 2:14 pm, Blogger Hannah said…

    There are many worse ways to spend a day. I'm all in favour of cooing over shoes, myself, especially the rather divine block heeled satin numbers with ribbon detailing currently in LK Bennett...

  • At November 28, 2005 2:15 pm, Anonymous mark said…

    And friends of the said lady chickee
    Thought her shoe thing frightening dippy.
    But thinking one day
    They would take her away
    She fought back, and gave them harsh lippy.

  • At November 28, 2005 2:39 pm, Blogger surly girl said…

    you might think a girl, name of surly
    would consider that shoes were too girly
    yet the fact of the matter
    is that shoes that foot-flatter
    make her go all elizabeth hurley

  • At November 28, 2005 4:05 pm, Blogger Kyahgirl said…

    there once was a girl, named for her dog;

    who liked to come visit urban chick's blog;

    she came for the fine company, handbags, and shoes,

    and even sometimes to laugh at old togs!

    (don't worry, I won't give up my day job)

  • At November 28, 2005 4:28 pm, Blogger Stef the engineer said…

    Wifey's favourite shoe porn site:


  • At November 28, 2005 8:08 pm, Blogger Aginoth said…

    More Shoes???


  • At November 28, 2005 11:12 pm, Blogger Hannah said…

    Yes, Aginoth. ALWAYS more. Never enough.

  • At December 02, 2005 3:49 am, Blogger katiedid said…

    I desperately love limericks. The non-dirty kind anyhow. Okay, okay, so I love occasional dirty one, too, from time to time. I haven't written one in frigging forever: you have inspired me to pen one soon.

    Despite your title, this is not an empty post. Great poem, UC, and much more witty than I when I have "nothing" to say.


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