Warning: contains allusion to sexual activity
OK. I've decided that I'm no longer worried about the people* who get here by searching the interweb for photos of 'defecating women'.
I'm now concerned that someone from Australia arrived here having looked for advice on 'how to lick out a chick'. [Don't complain - I told you in the title what you were to expect from this post. Quick! Hit 'next blog'.]
But what makes me laugh more than the thought of how disappointed this person was to end up here is what MSN suggested they might really being trying to search for.
How or why might one try to lock out a check**?
* including yesterday's visitor from Baghdad
** assuming that what MSN means is what we in Britain call a 'cheque'
I'm now concerned that someone from Australia arrived here having looked for advice on 'how to lick out a chick'. [Don't complain - I told you in the title what you were to expect from this post. Quick! Hit 'next blog'.]
But what makes me laugh more than the thought of how disappointed this person was to end up here is what MSN suggested they might really being trying to search for.
How or why might one try to lock out a check**?
* including yesterday's visitor from Baghdad
** assuming that what MSN means is what we in Britain call a 'cheque'
posted by Urban Chick @ 11:05 am
7 Comments:
At January 31, 2006 11:17 am,
Justine said…
wasn't me. promise. true story.
At January 31, 2006 11:26 am,
GreatSheElephant said…
we can't hit next blog though. Don't know if this is just a Firefox quirk but the make poverty history banner disables the next blog feature. Weird or what?
At January 31, 2006 11:55 am,
mig bardsley said…
MSN programme has a lateral thinking problem?
At January 31, 2006 5:56 pm,
Whinger said…
It's amazing what people turn to the Internet for these days. I suppose it's good in a way -- more information in some areas can't hurt. I hope.
At January 31, 2006 9:42 pm,
Violet said…
I say, good on that guy for wanting to learn how to please his bedmate!
At February 01, 2006 7:56 pm,
Nigel Patel said…
I've stopped payment on a check (cheque)a few times.
For what it's worth.
At February 01, 2006 10:19 pm,
spindleshanks said…
what kind of advice could the www give said australian though? was he/she looking for illustrations? maybe a little filmette? or just bog standard instruction manual jargon 1. arrange chick in comfortable position. etc. intriguing.
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