Emotionally drained
That's what a visit to the Highlands does for a girl.
Well, a girl like me.
(Nay. Woman. Who am I kidding?)
You see, I am moved by hand signals.
That special language that drivers have.
That 'thank you for letting me zip past as you sit patiently in the Passing Place lay-by' hand sign. Or the reciprocal 'oh, really! it was no trouble - thank you! please do have a pleasant day!'.
Or the hand out of the window circular movement 'please overtake me - I realise I am driving appallingly slowly and you clearly have some urgent business to which to attend - be my guest and overtake...I've looked ahead and there's nothing coming in the opposite direction'.
Or the showing of the open palm and gentle Royal wave to a pedestrian: 'no, you are not mistaken: there is no green man - nonetheless, I want you to feel able to cross the road in safety'.
Y'see. That sense of kindred spiritedness? It touches me. It makes me feel part of a greater whole.
And let's face it, it's a language which is accessible. No years of studying or three-hour examinations are required to reach a reasonable level of proficiency.
Like the best things in life, it's intuitive. Hey, you don't remember your driving instructor taking time out of your hour-long lesson to talk you through 'Hand Gesturing To Fellow Road Users', do you?
It's biologically hard-wired.
Amen to that.
But anyway, back to those hand gestures. Even though I minimised my 'Passing Place lay-by' thankyous to a flip of my palm (thumb erstwhile locked around steering wheel), I must have done it about a hundred times.
And now I feel tired.
But it was worth it, because we got views like this:
Well, a girl like me.
(Nay. Woman. Who am I kidding?)
You see, I am moved by hand signals.
That special language that drivers have.
That 'thank you for letting me zip past as you sit patiently in the Passing Place lay-by' hand sign. Or the reciprocal 'oh, really! it was no trouble - thank you! please do have a pleasant day!'.
Or the hand out of the window circular movement 'please overtake me - I realise I am driving appallingly slowly and you clearly have some urgent business to which to attend - be my guest and overtake...I've looked ahead and there's nothing coming in the opposite direction'.
Or the showing of the open palm and gentle Royal wave to a pedestrian: 'no, you are not mistaken: there is no green man - nonetheless, I want you to feel able to cross the road in safety'.
Y'see. That sense of kindred spiritedness? It touches me. It makes me feel part of a greater whole.
And let's face it, it's a language which is accessible. No years of studying or three-hour examinations are required to reach a reasonable level of proficiency.
Like the best things in life, it's intuitive. Hey, you don't remember your driving instructor taking time out of your hour-long lesson to talk you through 'Hand Gesturing To Fellow Road Users', do you?
It's biologically hard-wired.
Amen to that.
But anyway, back to those hand gestures. Even though I minimised my 'Passing Place lay-by' thankyous to a flip of my palm (thumb erstwhile locked around steering wheel), I must have done it about a hundred times.
And now I feel tired.
But it was worth it, because we got views like this:




4 Comments:
At July 18, 2006 2:52 pm,
MJ said…
What is the universal hand signal (to drivers) for "Put down that cell phone and let me (pedestrian) cross the street?"
At July 18, 2006 11:04 pm,
mireille said…
oh my, L. That is a lovely place. And it looks so much like the San Juan Islands, just north of where I live. We are so lucky to be near that kind of nature, aren't we? xoxo
At July 23, 2006 8:23 pm,
DavetheF said…
In Cape Town we thank people for letting us pass by flicking the emergency lights on for a second or two afterwards. The accepted form in response is to say "no problema" by flashing your headlights briefly.
At July 26, 2006 1:05 am,
mig bardsley said…
Hey, UC, *excitedly jumping up and down* I been there!
(Sorry, weeks late)
(and lovely pics)
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