Yesterday (in the style of JonnyB)
I go to the cinema!
And so to the flicks to see 'Golden Door' (my verdict: really rather good*). The poster outside forewarns us that the film 'Contains natural nudity'. Well, thank heavens, because there's nothing we dislike more than fake nudity.
I make a dental appointment!
Earlier in the day I double check the time the receptionist gave me: 2.30pm. Tooth-hurty. Yep, life imitating art. Well, when I say 'art', I mean a very poor, barely snigger-worthy joke with just the mildest of racist undertones.
* Jonathon Woss: you have nothing to fear - this is about as informative as any film review of mine gets, bar 'hey yeah! I really liked it!'
And so to the flicks to see 'Golden Door' (my verdict: really rather good*). The poster outside forewarns us that the film 'Contains natural nudity'. Well, thank heavens, because there's nothing we dislike more than fake nudity.
I make a dental appointment!
Earlier in the day I double check the time the receptionist gave me: 2.30pm. Tooth-hurty. Yep, life imitating art. Well, when I say 'art', I mean a very poor, barely snigger-worthy joke with just the mildest of racist undertones.
* Jonathon Woss: you have nothing to fear - this is about as informative as any film review of mine gets, bar 'hey yeah! I really liked it!'
posted by Urban Chick @ 3:23 pm
4 Comments:
At July 08, 2007 12:07 am,
rivergirlie said…
i hope he's honoured to have rated an homage
At July 11, 2007 9:02 am,
JonnyB said…
I am ALWAYS honoured.
At July 11, 2007 12:04 pm,
Urban Chick said…
jonnyb is honoured!
on my blog!
(truly, i am not worthy)
At July 11, 2007 12:05 pm,
Urban Chick said…
*makes mental note not to fawn over blog-slebs being as it is so terribly unseemly*
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